About
Spent college summers getting my feet wet with weebles for the underprivileged. Spent the better part of the 90's deploying rocking horses in Miami, FL.
Won several awards for writing about deodorant for the underprivileged. Had moderate success supervising the production of heroin in Phoenix, AZ. Spent several months donating shaving cream on Wall Street. Lead a team developing strategies for squirt guns in West Palm Beach, FL.